Not Me! Mondays

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

***Here are my Not! Me! Monday! Confessions:

I did not bake bread in my bread machine, leave it overnight and wake up the next morning to find it as a 2-pound loaf hard enough to be used as a murder weapon.

I did not out of spite throw my dog's own poop into the three-foot hole she dug in my flower bed to deter her from laying in it.

I did not hit myself in the face with the vaccum while down on my hands and knees cleaning the floor.

I did not put a whole chicken on to boil before leaving to visit my parents and then have to call my Mom to ask her what to do with it until I got back home.

I did not order nachos AND ice cream at the movies and then eat part of my husband's popcorn.

I did not get puked on while holding my cousin's baby. It did not look like I peed on myself. And it totally did not smell.

I did not flip out when I stepped on a piece of gravel in our garage because I thought it was a roach.

I did not forget to watch the weather and water all my plants about an hour before a huge storm came and drenched them.

What did you not do this week?